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The latest malfunction of the Large Hadron Collider was recently caused by one of our feathered friends dive bombing it with a piece of a bagel. Some scientist are now thinking the LHC is being sabotaged by tachyons emitted from the future. Is this even less likely that it now seems our feathered friends, totally pissed off by our failure to scrap this project, have taken it upon themselves to stop the madness and save our planet from destruction?
Perhaps it is my FTLcomm buffers sending quantum probability waves into the machine and rendering it defective? Who knows...
>The latest malfunction of the Large Hadron Collider was recently caused by >one of our feathered friends dive bombing it with a piece of a bagel. Some >scientist are now thinking the LHC is being sabotaged by tachyons emitted >from the future. Is this even less likely that it now seems our feathered >friends, totally pissed off by our failure to scrap this project, have >taken it upon themselves to stop the madness and save our planet from >destruction?
>Perhaps it is my FTLcomm buffers sending quantum probability waves into the >machine and rendering it defective? Who knows...
> The latest malfunction of the Large Hadron Collider was recently caused by > one of our feathered friends dive bombing it with a piece of a bagel. > Some scientist are now thinking the LHC is being sabotaged by tachyons > emitted from the future.
Greysky I can see bird shit causing havoc with our large radio antennas,but it has to be bat shit to short out the LHC housed in a big under ground tunnel. How about shitty engineering. Not to brag but I posted in alt physics that this accelerator would melt down when booting up. Not hard to figure Bert
> Greysky I can see bird shit causing havoc with our large radio > antennas,but it has to be bat shit to short out the LHC housed in a big > under ground tunnel. How about shitty engineering. Not to brag but I > posted in alt physics that this accelerator would melt down when booting > up. Not hard to figure Bert
>"greysky" <ftls...@hotmail.com> wrote in message >news:4af52552@news.x-privat.org... >> The latest malfunction of the Large Hadron Collider was recently caused by >> one of our feathered friends dive bombing it with a piece of a bagel. >> Some scientist are now thinking the LHC is being sabotaged by tachyons >> emitted from the future.
Glazier) wrote: >Greysky I can see bird shit causing havoc with our large radio >antennas,but it has to be bat shit to short out the LHC housed in a big >under ground tunnel. How about shitty engineering. Not to brag but I >posted in alt physics that this accelerator would melt down when booting >up. Not hard to figure Bert
> The latest malfunction of the Large Hadron Collider was recently caused by > one of our feathered friends dive bombing it with a piece of a bagel. Some > scientist are now thinking the LHC is being sabotaged by tachyons emitted > from the future. Is this even less likely that it now seems our feathered > friends, totally pissed off by our failure to scrap this project, have > taken it upon themselves to stop the madness and save our planet from > destruction?
> Perhaps it is my FTLcomm buffers sending quantum probability waves into the > machine and rendering it defective? Who knows...
An artificial black hole of bird poop can't be all bad. Try to remember that Eden/Earth has only a limited supply of bird poop (aka guano), and it's rather an essential element that's necessary for growing stuff that's affordably keeping us alive.
On Nov 6, 11:44 pm, "greysky" <ftls...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> The latest malfunction of the Large Hadron Collider was recently caused by > one of our feathered friends dive bombing it with a piece of a bagel. Some > scientist are now thinking the LHC is being sabotaged by tachyons emitted > from the future.
I've heard some excuse in my life, but that takes the cake!
> Is this even less likely that it now seems our feathered > friends, totally pissed off by our failure to scrap this project, have > taken it upon themselves to stop the madness and save our planet from > destruction?
The bitrds know what has to be done!
> Perhaps it is my FTLcomm buffers sending quantum probability waves into the > machine and rendering it defective? Who knows...
"BradGuth" <bradg...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:743e16fd-cea7-4f47-a3d7-6c305c233471@m7g2000prd.googlegroups.com... > An artificial black hole of bird poop can't be all bad. Try to > remember that Eden/Earth has only a limited supply of bird poop (aka > guano), and it's rather an essential element that's necessary for > growing stuff that's affordably keeping us alive.
There you go again...trying to deflect attention away from how batshit you really are.
On Nov 7, 3:49 am, herbertglaz...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> Greysky I can see bird shit causing havoc with our large radio > antennas, but it has to be bat shit to short out the LHC housed in a big > under ground tunnel. How about shitty engineering. Not to brag but I > posted in alt physics that this accelerator would melt down when booting > up. Not hard to figure Bert
The added molecular mass of "bat shit" as guano might actually make it work better, such as keeping it from going nova or pumping out those pesky black holes that only know how to grow.
On Nov 7, 3:02 pm, "Nightcrawler" <Dirtyde...@dirtcheap.net> wrote:
> "BradGuth" <bradg...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:743e16fd-cea7-4f47-a3d7-6c305c233471@m7g2000prd.googlegroups.com... > > An artificial black hole of bird poop can't be all bad. Try to > > remember that Eden/Earth has only a limited supply of bird poop (aka > > guano), and it's rather an essential element that's necessary for > > growing stuff that's affordably keeping us alive.
> There you go again...trying to deflect attention away from how batshit > you really are.
Unlike your false sense of superior being, whereas I on the other hand respect the natural process by which all of the biodiversity that has somehow managed to survive in spite of the greedy, thoughtless, polluting and otherwise hording kinds of folks like yourself.
Imagine the utter insurmountable mess we'd be in if all of humanity was as closed mindset and socially dysfunctional as yourself. The whole population of Eden/Earth simply can not be dictatorial warlords, such as you've clearly outlined as the one and only NWO in charge of everything that counts.
Regular humans have to make mistakes, though in your case of making them over and over plus blaming others is getting old.
"BradGuth" <bradg...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:55798e22-d562-4db4-b505-2983efd3e1a6@g10g2000pri.googlegroups.com... > Unlike your false sense of superior being, whereas I on the other hand > respect the natural process by which all of the biodiversity that has > somehow managed to survive in spite of the greedy, thoughtless, > polluting and otherwise hording kinds of folks like yourself.
> Imagine the utter insurmountable mess we'd be in if all of humanity > was as closed mindset and socially dysfunctional as yourself. The > whole population of Eden/Earth simply can not be dictatorial warlords, > such as you've clearly outlined as the one and only NWO in charge of > everything that counts.
> Regular humans have to make mistakes, though in your case of making > them over and over plus blaming others is getting old.
Nice, meaningless blather, Guthie. Do try to come up with a put down that is not a canned response and actually has something to do with reality.
> "BradGuth" <bradg...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:55798e22-d562-4db4-b505-2983efd3e1a6@g10g2000pri.googlegroups.com... > > Unlike your false sense of superior being, whereas I on the other hand > > respect the natural process by which all of the biodiversity that has > > somehow managed to survive in spite of the greedy, thoughtless, > > polluting and otherwise hording kinds of folks like yourself.
> > Imagine the utter insurmountable mess we'd be in if all of humanity > > was as closed mindset and socially dysfunctional as yourself. The > > whole population of Eden/Earth simply can not be dictatorial warlords, > > such as you've clearly outlined as the one and only NWO in charge of > > everything that counts.
> > Regular humans have to make mistakes, though in your case of making > > them over and over plus blaming others is getting old.
> Nice, meaningless blather, Guthie. Do try to come up with a put down > that is not a canned response and actually has something to do with > reality.
The only reality you accept died along with Hitler, and before then as having died from your friends having put Jesus Christ on a stick. There have certainly been more than a few examples in between, and your NWO may become the next round of ethnic cleansing and policy enforcement that'll become the final demise of free speech and even banishing of free thought.
> Greysky I can see bird shit causing havoc with our large radio > antennas, but it has to be bat shit to short out the LHC housed in a big > under ground tunnel. How about shitty engineering. Not to brag but I > posted in alt physics that this accelerator would melt down when booting > up. Not hard to figure Bert
The added molecular mass of "bat shit" as guano might actually make it work better, such as keeping it from going nova or pumping out those pesky black holes that only know how to grow.
~ BG *********************************** Is that akin to that "Black Void" in your cranium ????
> > Greysky I can see bird shit causing havoc with our large radio > > antennas, but it has to be bat shit to short out the LHC housed in a big > > under ground tunnel. How about shitty engineering. Not to brag but I > > posted in alt physics that this accelerator would melt down when booting > > up. Not hard to figure Bert
> The added molecular mass of "bat shit" as guano might actually make it > work better, such as keeping it from going nova or pumping out those > pesky black holes that only know how to grow.
> ~ BG > *********************************** > Is that akin to that "Black Void" in your cranium ????
There's nothing wrong with a good pile of guano, as most of us and perhaps even much of other biodiversity can only manage to survive because of recycled bird poop. However, perhaps diatom poop and their empty shells of silica are actually more valuable.
>On Nov 6, 11:44 pm, "greysky" <ftls...@hotmail.com> wrote: >> The latest malfunction of the Large Hadron Collider was recently caused by >> one of our feathered friends dive bombing it with a piece of a bagel. Some >> scientist are now thinking the LHC is being sabotaged by tachyons emitted >> from the future. Is this even less likely that it now seems our feathered >> friends, totally pissed off by our failure to scrap this project, have >> taken it upon themselves to stop the madness and save our planet from >> destruction?
>> Perhaps it is my FTLcomm buffers sending quantum probability waves into the >> machine and rendering it defective? Who knows...
>> Greysky >An artificial black hole of bird poop can't be all bad. Try to >remember that Eden/Earth has only a limited supply of bird poop (aka >guano), and it's rather an essential element that's necessary for >growing stuff that's affordably keeping us alive.
Hagar, I enjoy your humor but I'm not so fond of your quoting style.
Perhaps it's not your fault... did you know that Outlook Express 6 can't >quote lines from Google Groups posts ? ( Outlook Express 7, a.k.a. Windows Live Mail can )
Check it out, the Mozilla Foundation ( with funds from Google ) has done well with their latest version ( ThunderBird 3, Shredder ).
> On Nov 6, 11:44 pm, "greysky" <ftls...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > The latest malfunction of the Large Hadron Collider was recently caused by > > one of our feathered friends dive bombing it with a piece of a bagel. Some > > scientist are now thinking the LHC is being sabotaged by tachyons emitted > > from the future.
> I've heard some excuse in my life, but that takes the cake!
> > Is this even less likely that it now seems our feathered > > friends, totally pissed off by our failure to scrap this project, have > > taken it upon themselves to stop the madness and save our planet from > > destruction?
> The bitrds know what has to be done!
> > Perhaps it is my FTLcomm buffers sending quantum probability waves into the > > machine and rendering it defective? Who knows...
Notice how jeff_relf is always here to make fun at the expense and demise of others, and to always change the topic heading in order to suit his personal style of flatulence. It's his bipolar butt-cheek brains blowing out those brown chunks again and again. Obviously you don't care.
jeff_relf: "Hagar's quoting style was destroyed by “bird crap”"
>? >Hagar, I enjoy your humor but I'm not so fond of your quoting style.
>Perhaps it's not your fault... did you know that Outlook Express 6 >can't >quote lines from Google Groups posts ? >( Outlook Express 7, a.k.a. Windows Live Mail can )
>Check it out, the Mozilla Foundation ( with funds from Google ) >has done well with their latest version ( ThunderBird 3, Shredder ).
I ( Jeff_Relf ) told Hagar: “ Check it out, the Mozilla Foundation ( with funds from Google ) has done well with their latest version ( ThunderBird 3, Shredder ).
On Nov 9, 4:01 am, _@Jeff_Relf.Seattle.inValid wrote:
> I ( Jeff_Relf ) told Hagar: > “ Check it out, the Mozilla Foundation ( with funds from Google ) > has done well with their latest version ( ThunderBird 3, Shredder ).
BG I have just invented an accelerating laser machine. It came to me when Darla came up with her gattling laser gun. Feynman would like it since his thinking gave us QED. I like it because it is based on the fact that photons can accelerate electrons up to 99.9999 of c It will be very inexpensive to make,and yes I need help patterning this. Bert
On Nov 9, 7:31 am, herbertglaz...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> BG I have just invented an accelerating laser machine. It came to me > when Darla came up with her gattling laser gun. Feynman would like it > since his thinking gave us QED. I like it because it is based on the > fact that photons can accelerate electrons up to 99.9999 of c It will > be very inexpensive to make,and yes I need help patterning this. Bert
I believe photons can also waveguide other photons FTL, similar to that DRILL.
On Nov 9, 10:10 am, BradGuth <bradg...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Nov 9, 7:31 am, herbertglaz...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> > BG I have just invented an accelerating laser machine. It came to me > > when Darla came up with her gattling laser gun. Feynman would like it > > since his thinking gave us QED. I like it because it is based on the > > fact that photons can accelerate electrons up to 99.9999 of c It will > > be very inexpensive to make,and yes I need help patterning this. Bert
> I believe photons can also waveguide other photons FTL, similar to > that DRILL.
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