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What if I am now going with Vodka,and given up Beer. Not because dislike being called Beeeert,but I do not like pissing so often when I need my sleep. Vodka goes well with MSP,and since I no longer eat 5 lb of MSP each week I feel I am still in the potato realm. O ya. Wish I was never an alcoholic. It started at 14 I could say as a teen in the 40s (depression and war) would be a great excuse for boz. "Cop out" I just wanted to separate from hard times. Boz gave me a high and still does.I would gladly switch to "Crazy mushrooms" but they are hard to come by. Cocaine I can not afford(I like that too) Maybe if are war in Afghanistan is won by our Mafia the price will come down. "I hope so" I am not proud the way I am. But what I am is the way I am and I can not help it. Bert
> What if I am now going with Vodka,and given up Beer. Not because > dislike being called Beeeert,but I do not like pissing so often when I > need my sleep. Vodka goes well with MSP,and since I no longer eat 5 lb > of MSP each week I feel I am still in the potato realm. O ya. Wish I was > never an alcoholic. It started at 14 I could say as a teen in the 40s > (depression and war) would be a great excuse for boz. "Cop out" I just > wanted to separate from hard times. Boz gave me a high and still does.I > would gladly switch to "Crazy mushrooms" but they are hard to come by. > Cocaine I can not afford(I like that too) Maybe if are war in > Afghanistan is won by our Mafia the price will come down. "I hope so" > I am not proud the way I am. But what I am is the way I am and I can > not help it. Bert
Grow your own "medicinal" weed, Beeert ... only side effect is a good case of the munchies ... Think Oscar Mayer hot dogs ...
On Nov 6, 9:24 am, herbertglaz...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> What if I am now going with Vodka,and given up Beer. Not because > dislike being called Beeeert,but I do not like pissing so often when I > need my sleep.
That is a good reason for drinking the hard stuff. With beer, that carpet on the way to the bathroom can wear out fast! They used to say, "You don't buy beer, you only rent it!" I used to drink vodka by the half gallon, but unless you are worried about people smelling booze on your breath, there really are better things to be drinking.
Vodka goes well with MSP,and since I no longer eat 5 lb
> of MSP each week I feel I am still in the potato realm. O ya.
That's one way to look at it!
> Wish I was > never an alcoholic. It started at 14 I could say as a teen in the 40s > (depression and war) would be a great excuse for boz. "Cop out" I just > wanted to separate from hard times. Boz gave me a high and still does.I > would gladly switch to "Crazy mushrooms" but they are hard to come by.
Here in Oregon they are plentiful.
> Cocaine I can not afford(I like that too) Maybe if are war in > Afghanistan is won by our Mafia the price will come down. "I hope so" > I am not proud the way I am. But what I am is the way I am and I can > not help it. Bert
Well, there is always hope. I used to drink morning, noon, and night when I was young. Took me a whole lifetime to taper off, but now I am down to only on holidays (though not entirely by choice), but it proves it CAN BE DONE! (Unlike what the WCTU, Salvation Army, and AA tell you.)
Glazier) wrote: >What if I am now going with Vodka,and given up Beer. Not because >dislike being called Beeeert,but I do not like pissing so often when I >need my sleep. Vodka goes well with MSP,and since I no longer eat 5 lb >of MSP each week I feel I am still in the potato realm. O ya. Wish I was >never an alcoholic. It started at 14 I could say as a teen in the 40s >(depression and war) would be a great excuse for boz. "Cop out" I just >wanted to separate from hard times. Boz gave me a high and still does.I >would gladly switch to "Crazy mushrooms" but they are hard to come by. >Cocaine I can not afford(I like that too) Maybe if are war in >Afghanistan is won by our Mafia the price will come down. "I hope so" >I am not proud the way I am. But what I am is the way I am and I can >not help it. Bert
> On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 12:24:14 -0500, herbertglaz...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 > Glazier) wrote:
>>What if I am now going with Vodka,and given up Beer. Not because >>dislike being called Beeeert,but I do not like pissing so often when I >>need my sleep. Vodka goes well with MSP,and since I no longer eat 5 lb >>of MSP each week I feel I am still in the potato realm. O ya. Wish I was >>never an alcoholic. It started at 14 I could say as a teen in the 40s >>(depression and war) would be a great excuse for boz. "Cop out" I just >>wanted to separate from hard times. Boz gave me a high and still does.I >>would gladly switch to "Crazy mushrooms" but they are hard to come by. >>Cocaine I can not afford(I like that too) Maybe if are war in >>Afghanistan is won by our Mafia the price will come down. "I hope so" >>I am not proud the way I am. But what I am is the way I am and I can >>not help it. Bert
DoubleA went to AA meetings. They told me I have to admit I was a drunk. I knew that and never denighed it. Iwas drinking over 30 years then and now its 68 years. To late. Bert
On Nov 6, 1:43 pm, herbertglaz...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> DoubleA went to AA meetings. They told me I have to admit I was a > drunk. I knew that and never denighed it. Iwas drinking over 30 years > then and now its 68 years. To late. Bert
I think the groups like AA have a self-defeating philosophy. They teach that you cannot have just one drink. So when someone inevitably has that one drink, they think they have fallen off the wagon and it gives them an excuse to go on a total binge!
On Nov 6, 12:24 pm, herbertglaz...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> What if I am now going with Vodka,and given up Beer. Not because > dislike being called Beeeert,but I do not like pissing so often when I > need my sleep. Vodka goes well with MSP,and since I no longer eat 5 lb > of MSP each week I feel I am still in the potato realm. O ya. Wish I was > never an alcoholic. It started at 14 I could say as a teen in the 40s > (depression and war) would be a great excuse for boz. "Cop out" I just > wanted to separate from hard times. Boz gave me a high and still does.I > would gladly switch to "Crazy mushrooms" but they are hard to come by. > Cocaine I can not afford(I like that too) Maybe if are war in > Afghanistan is won by our Mafia the price will come down. "I hope so" > I am not proud the way I am. But what I am is the way I am and I can > not help it. Bert
Mushrooms only on occasion. Cocaine not worth the addiction. Weed is the way to go.....
> On Nov 6, 12:24 pm, herbertglaz...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> > What if I am now going with Vodka,and given up Beer. Not because > > dislike being called Beeeert,but I do not like pissing so often when I > > need my sleep. Vodka goes well with MSP,and since I no longer eat 5 lb > > of MSP each week I feel I am still in the potato realm. O ya. Wish I was > > never an alcoholic. It started at 14 I could say as a teen in the 40s > > (depression and war) would be a great excuse for boz. "Cop out" I just > > wanted to separate from hard times. Boz gave me a high and still does.I > > would gladly switch to "Crazy mushrooms" but they are hard to come by. > > Cocaine I can not afford(I like that too) Maybe if are war in > > Afghanistan is won by our Mafia the price will come down. "I hope so" > > I am not proud the way I am. But what I am is the way I am and I can > > not help it. Bert
> Mushrooms only on occasion. Cocaine not worth the addiction. Weed is > the way to go.....
>> On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 12:24:14 -0500, herbertglaz...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 >> Glazier) wrote:
>>>What if I am now going with Vodka,and given up Beer. Not because >>>dislike being called Beeeert,but I do not like pissing so often when I >>>need my sleep. Vodka goes well with MSP,and since I no longer eat 5 lb >>>of MSP each week I feel I am still in the potato realm. O ya. Wish I was >>>never an alcoholic. It started at 14 I could say as a teen in the 40s >>>(depression and war) would be a great excuse for boz. "Cop out" I just >>>wanted to separate from hard times. Boz gave me a high and still does.I >>>would gladly switch to "Crazy mushrooms" but they are hard to come by. >>>Cocaine I can not afford(I like that too) Maybe if are war in >>>Afghanistan is won by our Mafia the price will come down. "I hope so" >>>I am not proud the way I am. But what I am is the way I am and I can >>>not help it. Bert
news:91ccb7c6-b868-45c6-a94e-bf207e57cb10@m16g2000yqc.googlegroups.com... I think the groups like AA have a self-defeating philosophy. They teach that you cannot have just one drink. So when someone inevitably has that one drink, they think they have fallen off the wagon and it gives them an excuse to go on a total binge! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AA is for people that can't stop drinking.
Here's an easy test to see if you can stop drinking.
> >> Girls sure are friendlier when they're drunk.
> >> Saul Levy
> >> On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 12:24:14 -0500, herbertglaz...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 > >> Glazier) wrote:
> >>>What if I am now going with Vodka,and given up Beer. Not because > >>>dislike being called Beeeert,but I do not like pissing so often when I > >>>need my sleep. Vodka goes well with MSP,and since I no longer eat 5 lb > >>>of MSP each week I feel I am still in the potato realm. O ya. Wish I was > >>>never an alcoholic. It started at 14 I could say as a teen in the 40s > >>>(depression and war) would be a great excuse for boz. "Cop out" I just > >>>wanted to separate from hard times. Boz gave me a high and still does.I > >>>would gladly switch to "Crazy mushrooms" but they are hard to come by. > >>>Cocaine I can not afford(I like that too) Maybe if are war in > >>>Afghanistan is won by our Mafia the price will come down. "I hope so" > >>>I am not proud the way I am. But what I am is the way I am and I can > >>>not help it. Bert
Got to get them drunk before they talk to you ? Figures..........
> On Nov 6, 3:37 pm, vtcapo <vtc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On Nov 6, 12:24 pm, herbertglaz...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> > > What if I am now going with Vodka,and given up Beer. Not because > > > dislike being called Beeeert,but I do not like pissing so often when I > > > need my sleep. Vodka goes well with MSP,and since I no longer eat 5 lb > > > of MSP each week I feel I am still in the potato realm. O ya. Wish I was > > > never an alcoholic. It started at 14 I could say as a teen in the 40s > > > (depression and war) would be a great excuse for boz. "Cop out" I just > > > wanted to separate from hard times. Boz gave me a high and still does.I > > > would gladly switch to "Crazy mushrooms" but they are hard to come by. > > > Cocaine I can not afford(I like that too) Maybe if are war in > > > Afghanistan is won by our Mafia the price will come down. "I hope so" > > > I am not proud the way I am. But what I am is the way I am and I can > > > not help it. Bert
> > Mushrooms only on occasion. Cocaine not worth the addiction. Weed is > > the way to go.....
> > RT
> Is that what you tell your class?
> Double-A
As teacher drug questions always come up. I tell it to them straight up..... based on my experiences and facts.
RT Best pitch to pickup a girl coming into a lounge is "I can offer you a seat a drink,dance and me for the night' It cuts a lot of bull shit,and its a 50 50 chance of yes Pizza always comes after good sex for those that don't smoke Bert..
Glazier) wrote: >RT Best pitch to pickup a girl coming into a lounge is "I can offer >you a seat a drink,dance and me for the night' It cuts a lot of bull >shit,and its a 50 50 chance of yes Pizza always comes after good sex >for those that don't smoke Bert..
On Nov 7, 8:00 am, herbertglaz...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> RT Best pitch to pickup a girl coming into a lounge is "I can offer > you a seat a drink,dance and me for the night' It cuts a lot of bull > shit,and its a 50 50 chance of yes
"Wanna go out to my car and smoke some weed?" seemed to be the best line during my era.
> Pizza always comes after good sex > for those that don't smoke Bert..
Reminds me of the definition I heard of the perfect woman: She fucks your brains out, then at midnight turns into a six pack and a pizza!
On Nov 7, 8:00 am, herbertglaz...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> RT Best pitch to pickup a girl coming into a lounge is "I can offer > you a seat a drink,dance and me for the night' It cuts a lot of bull > shit,and its a 50 50 chance of yes
"Wanna go out to my car and smoke some weed?" seemed to be the best line during my era.
> Pizza always comes after good sex > for those that don't smoke Bert..
Reminds me of the definition I heard of the perfect woman: She fucks your brains out, then at midnight turns into a six pack and a pizza!
Double-A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I heard that the "perfect woman" was one that is only three feet tall and has a flat head.....so that the guy can rest his beer on top of her head while she gave him a "blow-job" !!
> On Nov 7, 8:00 am, herbertglaz...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> > RT Best pitch to pickup a girl coming into a lounge is "I can offer > > you a seat a drink,dance and me for the night' It cuts a lot of bull > > shit,and its a 50 50 chance of yes
> "Wanna go out to my car and smoke some weed?" seemed to be the best > line during my era.
> > Pizza always comes after good sex > > for those that don't smoke Bert..
> Reminds me of the definition I heard of the perfect woman: She fucks > your brains out, then at midnight turns into a six pack and a pizza!
> Double-A > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> I heard that the "perfect woman" was one that is only three feet tall and has a flat head.....so that the guy can rest his beer on top of her head while she gave him a "blow-job" !!
> That's why I married the "misses".... > -- > John C.
> On Nov 7, 8:00 am, herbertglaz...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> > RT Best pitch to pickup a girl coming into a lounge is "I can offer > > you a seat a drink,dance and me for the night' It cuts a lot of bull > > shit,and its a 50 50 chance of yes
> "Wanna go out to my car and smoke some weed?" seemed to be the best > line during my era.
> > Pizza always comes after good sex > > for those that don't smoke Bert..
> Reminds me of the definition I heard of the perfect woman: She fucks > your brains out, then at midnight turns into a six pack and a pizza!
> Double-A > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> I heard that the "perfect woman" was one that is only three feet tall and has a flat head.....so that the guy can rest his beer on top of her head while she gave him a "blow-job" !!
> That's why I married the "misses".... > -- > John C.
I hope the misses doesn't read Usenet!
Double-A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I forbid her to touch my computers.....if she does touch one, then she knows I will follow Arkansas Law and take her to the County Courthouse steps (Sunday after Church) and whip her ass with a paddle in the presents of a County Deputy as a witness.
I just love living in Arkansas - God's Country !!
You should move here, Double-A as there are plenty of rich-bitches looking for a good man... -- John C.
> I forbid her to touch my computers.....if she does touch one, then she knows I will follow Arkansas Law and take her to the County > Courthouse steps (Sunday after Church) and whip her ass with a paddle in the presents of a County Deputy as a witness.
> I just love living in Arkansas - God's Country !!
> You should move here, Double-A as there are plenty of rich-bitches looking for a good man... > -- > John C.
I forbid her to touch my computers.....if she does touch one, then she knows I will follow Arkansas Law and take her to the County Courthouse steps (Sunday after Church) and whip her ass with a paddle in the presents of a County Deputy as a witness.
I just love living in Arkansas - God's Country !! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Too bad those inbred retards living in Arkansas don't know the proper usage of the word 'presence'.
....Unless the Deputy is dressed up as Santa?
-- "Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."
> I forbid her to touch my computers.....if she does touch one, then she knows > I will follow Arkansas Law and take her to the County Courthouse steps > (Sunday after Church) and whip her ass with a paddle in the presents of a > County Deputy as a witness.
> I just love living in Arkansas - God's Country !! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Too bad those inbred retards living in Arkansas don't > know the proper usage of the word 'presence'.
> ....Unless the Deputy is dressed up as Santa?
> -- > HVAC
Depends on how much "Moon-shine" the deputy consumed on Sat. night !! -- John C.
> > I forbid her to touch my computers.....if she does touch one, then she knows I will follow Arkansas Law and take her to the County > > Courthouse steps (Sunday after Church) and whip her ass with a paddle in the presents of a County Deputy as a witness.
> > I just love living in Arkansas - God's Country !!
> > You should move here, Double-A as there are plenty of rich-bitches looking for a good man... > > -- > > John C.
> What part of Arkansas is that?
The entire state of Arkansas !!
Read:
Crazy State Laws
Arkansas . A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise. . A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. . A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot. . Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs. . An Arkansas legislator not long ago proposed that the state provide growth hormones to dwarfs. . Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw" . At Arkansas State University two people cannot hold hands while standing in a doorway unless they belong to a union. . Fayetteville: It is illegal to kill "any living creature". . Flirtation between the members of the opposite sex on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term. . In Arkansas it is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs. . It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas in that state. . Little Rock: Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.; Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term; It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday; No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54 . Oral sex is considered to be sodomy. . The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
> > > I forbid her to touch my computers.....if she does touch one, then she knows I will follow Arkansas Law and take her to the County > > > Courthouse steps (Sunday after Church) and whip her ass with a paddle in the presents of a County Deputy as a witness.
> > > I just love living in Arkansas - God's Country !!
> > > You should move here, Double-A as there are plenty of rich-bitches looking for a good man... > > > -- > > > John C.
> > What part of Arkansas is that?
> The entire state of Arkansas !!
> Read:
> Crazy State Laws
> Arkansas > . A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise. > . A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. > . A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot. > . Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs. > . An Arkansas legislator not long ago proposed that the state provide growth hormones to dwarfs. > . Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw" > . At Arkansas State University two people cannot hold hands while standing in a doorway unless they belong to a union. > . Fayetteville: It is illegal to kill "any living creature". > . Flirtation between the members of the opposite sex on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term. > . In Arkansas it is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs. > . It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas in that state. > . Little Rock: Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.; Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term; It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday; No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54 > . Oral sex is considered to be sodomy. > . The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
> -- > John C.
In Oregon every new driver most learn that if his car scares a horse, he must stop his vehicle and get out and help the owner calm his horse!
When driving curvy one-lane mountain road, a driver is reacquired to sound his horn at every curve!
Oral and anal sex were illegal until all those liberal pervs from California took over the state in the 70's!
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